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What about Everything - John  Goode

There are butts in the world. They are things people sit on and that’s about it. Nothing to see, just a butt, keep moving. Then there are asses. An ass transcends the function of a butt and causes you to pause for a moment in its perfection. A nice ass is a work of art, and I am a patron of the arts from way back.